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May 31st, 2012

Update since last entry

184 lbs (due to baby), water units 2

Well, I am 9 months pregnant. No Army for me for a while :-(. Left my job at the nursing job, got a job at a college working as a kitchen worker, which I was fired/quit from. So, I'm unemployed.

Anyway, I have completed my EKG tech course, just waiting on the certification results and am looking forward to getting them. Also, looking forward to the birth of my son. Mr. O'D and I eloped, sick and tired of parents and friends pressuring us, plus we didn't have any money to pay for the wedding we wanted. Oh well!

Well, I had a baby shower and got lots of gifts, setting up our nursery and looking forward to the new addition to our family.

Going to game w/ my husband and his friends. Ciao!

September 2nd, 2006

Friendship by Tenacious D

Today's Tenacious D song:

Tenacious D (Jack Black: lead vocals, guitar. Kyle Gass: lead acoustic guitar, vocals)

Friendship is rare
Do you know what I'm saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derriere
When you find out much later that they don't really care

(Chorus)[JB and KG]:
It's rare to me
Can't you see?
It's rare to me
Can't you see?

Oh shit!
There's a bear!
Can you hand me that shotgun, buddy?
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care!

[repeat chorus]

JB and KG:
It's rare to me
Say a prayer for me
'Cause it's rare to being Tenacious D

Friends will be friends; they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends; they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal, we'll always be friends
As long as there's a record deal, we'll always be friends

[repeat 'friends will be friends'. At line 'as long as there's record deal', say second line slower]

Stay tuned for next week's Tenacious D songs. Next Week: F*&k Her Gently

Damn...i'm tired...

144 lbs (GOD DAMMIT!!! THIS F*&KING EATING HAS GOT TO STOP!!!), green tea units 0, alcohol units 0

Damn...today i'm tired. today was crazy day at work. Lines were long. It was hot inside. I was so tired that i wanted to go to sleep and ring up stuff while i sleep. zzzzz...

i have to get up in early morning to catch 7:00 bus to go to school in NP. Yea and you ask why don't i just drive? Well, b/c gas prices are so f*&king crazy, i decided to use to bus and save money for gas and wear and tear on the car (i was hoping to get new tires for the car b4 school started, but i went on vacay at Ren Faire and Six Flags that i have NOTHING!!! F*&K!!! I hate spending money when I go on vacay.)


Oh well. hope to drop some weight so i can be 128 lbs again. I hate being 144. Not that i'm anorexic or obsessed with being perfect, i just want to b healthy, that's all. i will eat hamburgers and junk food, but at minimal intake as possible.

August 26th, 2006

A Diva's Bitching Lament

141 lbs, alcohol units 1, green tea units 2

OK...fine. I'm going to be a diva today. I'm sorry if i'm acting like a bitchy diva today. Just bear with me.

OK. I thought I KICKED F*&KING ASS at the fair today. Everybody else was ok, but half of the people that performed sucked big hairy ass! Like the girl who won first prize, when she sang, it sounded like fingernails running down a board that i thought i needed a f*&king hearing test. F*&K!!! These f*&king judges are f*&king hacks!!!

I hate this f*&king competition!!! Why does music performance have to be so f*&king competitive?! This is so f*&king stupid!!! This is the biggest f*&king bullshit!!! I HATE THIS SHIT!!!
Those judges are f*&king bitches!!! F*&KING BITCHES!!! I'll go over there and bitch slap them with my cock, those mother f*&kers!!! They're f*&king slices of shit...they're f*&king shits!!! I had to practically squeeze in some free time just to practice. F*&KING BITCHES, F*&KING F*&K, F*&KING COCK-ASSES!!!

*breathes heavily*

In the words of Kyle Gass: "I quit!"

Ok...i'm not quitting. I'm going to kick everybody's ass. I'm gonna show them that i'm better than everybody. One day...

OK...i'm done being a diva. I'm gonna go sleepies.


Today's Tenacious D song: Tribute

written by Tenacious D (Jack Black: lead vocal, guitar; Kyle Gass: lead acoustic, vocal)

JB [spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world...

Long time ago,
Me and my brother, Kyle here
We was hitch-hiking down
A long and lonesome road
When all of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle
Of the road
And he said...
"Play the best song in the world...
Or I'll eat your souls."
Well me and Kyle,
We looked at each other
And we each said...

JB and KG: OK

JB [singing]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The best song in the world
It was the best song in the world

JB and KG
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two
Two and one make three
It was destiny
Once every hundred dozen years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow

JB [spoken]
Needless to say
The beast was stunned
A whip crack of his whippy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us,
"*snort* Be you angels?"
And we said...

JB and KG:
"Nay, we are but men."

JB: Rock

Whoooaaaaa oh yea

JB [singing]
This is not the greatest song in the world
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world
Yea. No!
This is just a tribute
To the greatest song in the world
All right
It was the greatest song in the world
All right
It was the best motherf*&king song
The greatest song in the world
All right!

[vocal improvisation]

JB [spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this,
My friend,
The song we sang on that fateful night
Didn't actually sound like this song

This is just a tribute
You gotta believe it
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion
Good God
So surprised to find
Ohhh rich motherf*&ker

All right!


All right!


[brief silence]

[guitar chords]

Stay tuned for next week's song by Tenacious D: FRIENDSHIP

July 31st, 2006

WONDERBOY by Tenacious D

Today's Tenacious D song

Tenacious D (Jack Black: Lead vocal, guitar. Kyle Gass: lead acoustic guitar, vocals)

High above the mucky muck
Castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting oh-so-proudly
Not much to say
When you're high above the mucky muck
Yea! yea!

What is the secret of your power
Won't you take me far away from the mucky muck man?

JB [spoken]:
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nasty Man
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comprable to Wonderboy
What powers you have?

KG [spoken]:
I dunno, how about the power of flight?
Does that do anything for you?

JB [spoken]:
It's levitation, Holmes!

KG [spoken]:
How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yard away...

JB [spoken]:
That's telekinesis, Kyle.

KG [spoken]:
How 'bout the power...to move you?

JB [singing]:
History of Wonderboy
And Young Nasty Man
Secrets to be told
A gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth in three-part harmony

[repeat chorus]

JB [spoken]:
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man
Joined forces
They formed a band with the likes that had never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
That's right.

Me and KG

KG [spoken]:
That's me.

JB [singing]:
We're now...Tenacious D!
[spoken]: Come fly with me! Fly!

What is the secret of your power?
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck ma-AAN!

OH! Take my hand!
Young Nasty Man!
Gonna fly!
Bring out your long sword!
There's the hydra!
Slice his throat
And grab his strote
You take the high road
I'll take the low.
There the crevace
Fill it...with your mighty douche.


the new bridget jones

139.5 lbs, 830 calories, green tea units 2, alcohol units 0, minutes of yoga 45, countdown to Ren Faire 1 month and 19 days

well, mum said i'm gaining weight. WONDERFUL!!! Just what i need! A loving caring mother who calls her daughter fat. I told her sarcastically to get me a toothbrush so i can throw up everything i ingested then she'll have a beautiful, skinny, stick-figure anorexic/bulimic daughter.

Personally, i'd rather be a fat ass Bridget Jones than a skinny anorexic/bulimic superstar like some are today.

In the words of Jack Black from "School of Rock":
"I like to eat. Is that such a crime?"

I'd like to walk up to all those skinny models with a quadruple bacon and cheese burger, stuff it in their mouth and say, "FOR GOD SAKE, EAT THIS F*&KING BURGER AND GAIN SOME WEIGHT!!!"

F*&K that shit. I don't care what people say. I'm happy with my body. I can lose weight if I want to. I'll do it the right way by doing yoga. I'd rather do yoga than any other exercise. I like all that stretching, bending, and twisting into odd poses. I feel good afterwards.

well, i am so excited about Six Flags on Wednesday. I get to spend the night with my sweetie and we're going to ride roller coasters until we puke our guts out and walk around, have brunch with the Looney Tunes, and such.

I'm also excited about the Renaissance Faire this month. I get to wear my leather corset I bought last year, my peasant shirt and skirt. I'd like to get some shoes and wear my red and black stockings. My sweetie will wear his leather headband and bracers (GOD! He'll be so handsome!) I'll drink mead until I see pretty colors and hear Sammy Davis Jr. sing "The Candy Man" song in my head and maybe every Tenacious D song i know.
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