Today's Tenacious D song
Tenacious D (Jack Black: Lead vocal, guitar. Kyle Gass: lead acoustic guitar, vocals)
High above the mucky muck
Castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy
Not much to say
When you're high above the mucky muck
What is the secret of your power
Won't you take me far away from the mucky muck man?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nasty Man
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comprable to Wonderboy
What powers you have?
I dunno, how about the power of flight?
Does that do anything for you?
It's levitation, Holmes!
How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yard away...
WITH MIND BULLETS!!
That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power...to move you?
History of Wonderboy
And Young Nasty Man
Secrets to be told
A gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth in three-part harmony
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man
They formed a band with the likes that had never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
Me and KG
We're now...Tenacious D!
[spoken]: Come fly with me! Fly!
What is the secret of your power?
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck ma-AAN!
OH! Take my hand!
Young Nasty Man!
Bring out your long sword!
There's the hydra!
Slice his throat
And grab his strote
You take the high road
I'll take the low.
There the crevace
Fill it...with your mighty douche.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE TENACIOUS D SONGS. COMING UP NEXT WEEK:
139.5 lbs, 830 calories, green tea units 2, alcohol units 0, minutes of yoga 45, countdown to Ren Faire 1 month and 19 days
well, mum said i'm gaining weight. WONDERFUL!!! Just what i need! A loving caring mother who calls her daughter fat. I told her sarcastically to get me a toothbrush so i can throw up everything i ingested then she'll have a beautiful, skinny, stick-figure anorexic/bulimic daughter.
Personally, i'd rather be a fat ass Bridget Jones than a skinny anorexic/bulimic superstar like some are today.
In the words of Jack Black from "School of Rock":
"I like to eat. Is that such a crime?"
I'd like to walk up to all those skinny models with a quadruple bacon and cheese burger, stuff it in their mouth and say, "FOR GOD SAKE, EAT THIS F*&KING BURGER AND GAIN SOME WEIGHT!!!"
F*&K that shit. I don't care what people say. I'm happy with my body. I can lose weight if I want to. I'll do it the right way by doing yoga. I'd rather do yoga than any other exercise. I like all that stretching, bending, and twisting into odd poses. I feel good afterwards.
well, i am so excited about Six Flags on Wednesday. I get to spend the night with my sweetie and we're going to ride roller coasters until we puke our guts out and walk around, have brunch with the Looney Tunes, and such.
I'm also excited about the Renaissance Faire this month. I get to wear my leather corset I bought last year, my peasant shirt and skirt. I'd like to get some shoes and wear my red and black stockings. My sweetie will wear his leather headband and bracers (GOD! He'll be so handsome!) I'll drink mead until I see pretty colors and hear Sammy Davis Jr. sing "The Candy Man" song in my head and maybe every Tenacious D song i know.